ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS


aboutmaleprivilege:

[A comic featuring Daisy Duck featuring four panels.

First panel: Daisy slamming a door with her foot. Speech bubble says, “All men are beasts!”

Second panel: She stands in front of an open fridge, food spilled everywhere. Speech bubble says, “All they do is eat, yell, mess up the house and inflict bodily harm!”

Third Panel: She stands by the TV, looking back at it angrily. A man on the TV is drinking soda out of a bottle and saying, “He-Men drink fizzle-pop! Why don’t you?” Daisy, disgusted, replies, “Ugh! It’s sure a man’s world!”

Fourth Panel: The tv now has a woman on it, holding a bottle of perfume. She says, “I use siren call perfume because men fall for it!” Very angry, Daisy replies, “Even the girls’ commercials have a male slant!”]

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!


idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

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(Source: judalsquad)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.