trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

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lilacsbloom:

The Walking Dead Game bloopers/ad-lib: Clem, Mark, Lee.

"No power, no TV…no Keeping Up With The Kardashians."

Oh damn that was good.

(Source: leeeveretts)


starkexpos:

briangefrich:

Lee Hurley of HurleyFX is putting together an absolutely stunning Groot cosplay and hopes to have it finished by DragonCon.

In the height comparison photo, he is shown standing next to his wife, who is 5’9”.

His wife, Lauren, will be cosplaying as Gamora:

ho-ly shit

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

nurdsturf:

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.